Women's Boy Mom SocksWho knew raising' a son could be so rewarding? I mean, just look at all these trophies I've won! Ok, fine, we won. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes Approximately 6 14. 5 62% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex

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there's no other way to explain how they can go from a dead sleep to climbing your back in two seconds flat

The design on these socks sparks more nostalgia than any song or smell ever could

and we know that as you age

and then there’s Pepsi

You know that saying

Sometimes when the currents of life get choppy

I do not know

on account of them havin' to cover more ground

hot and caffeinated

What with their sticks and pucks and thick padding

Is cookie monster a monster because he loves cookies